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Grandpa: No one I know ever did porn. That's what my imagination is for.
Dad: Top 10 disturbing things I have ever heard in my life....
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Dad: Top 10 disturbing things I have ever heard in my life....
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Dad: I need to shit like Brett Favre needs to retire.
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Grandpa: The fuck is Twitter?
Me: This website where you can say anything in 140 characters or less.
Grandpa: If only that was the case in real life. Would have saved me 3 marriages.
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Me: This website where you can say anything in 140 characters or less.
Grandpa: If only that was the case in real life. Would have saved me 3 marriages.
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Mom: How was your day?
Son: About on par with Michael Jackson and a fat kid running out of Hot Pockets.
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Son: About on par with Michael Jackson and a fat kid running out of Hot Pockets.
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Grandpa: It smells like shit in that bathroom. Did someone eat a stripper?
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Dad: How retarded do you have to be to FAIL a suicide? Someone needs to write a guide for these poor souls.
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Son: Drink up. You'll need it when I come out of the closet.
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Dad: I swear to God, if I see you on reality television I will delete you. Memory and will.
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Granddaughter: Grandma, I don't want you calling me nicknames anymore, it's a stupid kiddy stuff. Call me Alexis.
Grandma: Honey, you know your mom only named you that because she couldn't afford one when you were born.
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Grandma: Honey, you know your mom only named you that because she couldn't afford one when you were born.
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Mom: you'd forget your dick if it wasn't attached.
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Dad: If things are going so bad that you have to piss on my toilet seat, I need you to start wearing a tampon. Seriously.
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Father: The reasons blacks and whites should not inter-marry is the same reason bluejays don't mate with cats.
Daughter: But bluejays and cats are different species, not different colors of the same species. Hello?
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Daughter: But bluejays and cats are different species, not different colors of the same species. Hello?
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Brother: Did you know those stupid Japs don't even celebrate Thanks Giving?
Sister: Everyday I live in fear that my dormant moron genes will activate.
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Sister: Everyday I live in fear that my dormant moron genes will activate.
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Brother: My daughter threw up all over me on purpose!
Sister: Yes, the six year old learned revenge vomiting.
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Sister: Yes, the six year old learned revenge vomiting.
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Grandma: Black people are just fine. You just don't want to marry one.
Granddaughter: Oh, GOD. You and I share genes.
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Granddaughter: Oh, GOD. You and I share genes.
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