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Mom: Sometimes its like I don't even know you. I mean, since when dont you like onions?
Daughter: Since I was 5
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Daughter: Since I was 5
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Mom: Everybody is anti-drug until they try one.
Daughter: Excuse me?
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Daughter: Excuse me?
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Daughter: I should have been a conquistador. I'd have owned at that.
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Mom: I am not the only one who has to make dinner.
Son: Then you will starve. I can't make shit.
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Son: Then you will starve. I can't make shit.
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Son: My car has about 100,000 miles left.
Dad: Until it literally blows up and burns you alive? Sounds good.
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Dad: Until it literally blows up and burns you alive? Sounds good.
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Dad: Little Wayne? Sounds like something you name your shit.
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Mom: If you ever get breast implants, you are not allowed in this house. Ever.
Sister: This is 2009. Not everyone wants to have saggy tits at age 30 like you.
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Sister: This is 2009. Not everyone wants to have saggy tits at age 30 like you.
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Dad: Is there some reason that you have to leave the light on every night?
Son: Is there some reason that you are only wearing underwear right now?
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Son: Is there some reason that you are only wearing underwear right now?
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Mum: i know why you fart so much, cause your so full of shit!
Editors Note: Our first UK submission. Had to post this out of principle.
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Editors Note: Our first UK submission. Had to post this out of principle.
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Dad: be careful, boys only have brains and a dick and with only enough blood for one to function at a time!"
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Mom: Whats the first thing you think of when you hear wedding?
Dad: Bachelor party
Mom: I hope you know you're sleeping on the couch tonight.
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Dad: Bachelor party
Mom: I hope you know you're sleeping on the couch tonight.
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Dad: Why don't you just make pancakes? That's simple enough.
Son: Hey, Iron Chef, get the fuck out of the kitchen. You can't even microwave popcorn.
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Son: Hey, Iron Chef, get the fuck out of the kitchen. You can't even microwave popcorn.
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Mom: Are you a lesbian?! Just seems like all you kids these days are being crazy and turning gay. It's bizarre and odd
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Dad: Your mother should have swallowed you!
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Sister: I need to borrow some money
Dad: So do I...looks like we're both screwed.
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Dad: So do I...looks like we're both screwed.
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